Whats cookin?

Today I'm thinking about fetish play strait out of the kitchen. Spatulas and wooden spoons are excellent floggers, particularly slotted wooden spoons (smack faster) and you can always put your sub in an apron. Hmmmmm, what else?

I once got a call from a guy claiming to be attempting to put and egg up his butt, I didn't think that sounded like a very good idea but I told him to boil it, then chill it and call me back - I had a friend coming over, she knows I take nightflirt calls so I casually said "oh, this guy might be calling about sticking an egg in his ass" she got such a huge laugh off it, she still says "tell him to stick an egg up his butt" when I complain to her about a sub acting bratty.

Don't try that one at home, kids. What other kitchen items have you used in D/s?